I won’t be impressed by technology until I can download food. 

This fun and functional kitchen towel is made from unbleached, 100% flour sack cotton, ensuring a soft, absorbent, and durable design that’s perfect for everyday use. Measuring a generous 29" by 28", it’s ready to handle spills, dry dishes, or just hang around looking witty.

With its relatable phrase, this towel speaks to everyone who dreams of effortless meals and skipping the whole cooking process altogether. Whether you’re a self-proclaimed kitchen avoider or just someone who’d rather press a button than prep a meal, this towel adds a perfect touch of humor to your space. This a great gift for food lovers, tech geeks, and anyone who prefers takeout overturning on the stove!

Whether you're drying dishes, wiping up spills, or simply displaying it as a fun conversation starter, this towel is guaranteed to bring a dose of humor to your kitchen!

Dish Towel Specifications 

• Unbleached, Natural 100% Flour Sack Cotton like Grandma used to use.

• Dimensions
  • 29 inches long

  • 28 inches wide

• Eco-conscious—more absorbent than a paper towel. Stop using those wasteful, boring paper towels and convert to our flour sack kitchen towels with sarcastic sayings for drying dishes, dusting, and cleaning up everyday messes. 

• Machine washable, dryable, and shrink-resistant cotton 

• Eligible for FREE Shipping with qualifying Harvest Array orders over $50.00 when shipped within the US. (Excluding Alaska and Hawaii).

• 100% Made in the USA by a Woman-Owned Small Business 
  

We offer free shipping on orders over $50.00 for product categories that have the description "Free Shipping on orders over $50.00."

The $50.00 threshold does not include any items already included in free shipping, regardless of the amount spent. It includes orders delivered in the USA but excludes Alaska and Hawaii.

For our products that say “In stock, ready to ship”, we will be shipping those items to you in 1-3 business days from the date you placed the order, sent to the address you have chosen.  The estimated delivery date is based the type of product you have ordered and time for the product to be shipped by the carrier.