{"product_id":"charcuterie-humor-flour-sack-cotton-kitchen-towel","title":"Charcuterie Humor Flour Sack Cotton Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003ch4 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrom Lunch Meat to Luxury: Know Your Worth, Baby (even if it's just a dish towel reminding you!)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd a slice of sass to your kitchen with our 100% Flour Sack Cotton dish towel that boldly declares, \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Don't Let Anyone Treat You Like Lunch Meat. You're Charcuterie, Baby.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Measuring 29 inches long by 28 inches wide, this towel is generously sized to handle any kitchen mess while bringing a playful touch to your kitchen decor. Made in the USA from premium, unbleached cotton, it’s super absorbent, durable, and full of personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis towel is a must-have for anyone with a playful sense of humor, charcuterie board enthusiasts, kitchen decor lovers, confident individuals who know their worth, and those who appreciate witty, feel-good reminders in their daily routine. It's perfect for gifting to friends, family, or anyone who could use a little cheeky encouragement in the kitchen!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're drying dishes, wiping away cob webs, or simply displaying it as a fun conversation starter, this towel is guaranteed to bring sass to your kitchen!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Charcuterie Humor Flour Sack Dish Towel is as sassy as it is useful from Harvest Array.\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0509\/8808\/9497\/files\/Things_Uncommon_Kitchen_Towel_Treat_Meat_for_Harvest_Array_320afe9e-8665-44cc-88bb-efa6e7a45430_480x480.jpg?v=1742242016\" style=\"margin-bottom: 12px; float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMake Dish Drying Fun with These Cotton Dish Towels\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSay goodbye to everyday messes and hello to easy cleanup with these super sized tea towels! At 29 x 28 inches, they provide plenty of coverage for drying dishes, wiping spills, or even doing everyone's least favorite household chore...dusting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from 100% flour sack cotton fabric, these towels are woven in a diagonal pattern for durability, absorbency, and a spotless shine on your dishes. Whether tackling a quick spreading spill, covering pizza dough, or hanging it for all to see, these long-lasting, versatile towels make every kitchen task a little more exciting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eDish Towel Specifications \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eUnbleached, Natural 100% Flour Sack Cotton \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e29 inches long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e28 inches wide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEco-conscious—more absorbent than a paper towel. Stop using those wasteful, boring paper towels and convert to our flour sack kitchen towels with humorous sayings for drying dishes, dusting, and cleaning up pet messes. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine washable and dryable shrink resistant cotton \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEligible for \u003cstrong\u003eFREE Shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e with qualifying orders over $50.00 when shipped within the US. (Excluding Alaska and Hawaii).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% Made in the USA.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHarvest Array is proud to support this Women Owned, Small American Business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Things Uncommon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46336432242937,"sku":"1003TU-charcuterie","price":11.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0509\/8808\/9497\/files\/Things_Uncommon_Kitchen_Towel_Lunchmeat_charcut_for_Harvest_Array_f4bd3cb2-51b0-4b3e-9100-78868a258d69.jpg?v=1742242016","url":"https:\/\/www.monthlymercantile.com\/products\/charcuterie-humor-flour-sack-cotton-kitchen-towel","provider":"The Monthly Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}